With the holidays upon us and strangers insisting we list those items we are thankful for, I feel obliged to state the following:

1.  I am thankful for the internets.  No, really, I am; without them, I'd have nowhere to anonymously bitch about the rest of humanity.

2.  I am thankful for my few friends; they bitch with me, at me and around me, thereby feeding the monster within us all.

3.  I am thankful for my boyfriend, who not only bitches to me, but with me in a constructive manner, allowing me to grow... and not always in a bitchy way.

4.  I am thankful for those of you who bitch here along with me.  You make this page fun!

The Month of Bitch

1. Godmother may have cancer - again.  Her child-molesting husband, however, is healthy.
2. Disability hearing was put on hold until.... whenever the judge decides to reschedule.
3. BF was in a hit and run accident and almost went over a fucking BRIDGE as the other guy sped off, drunk.
4. Upstairs neighbor who is a. black, b. pretending to be female and c. pretending to be disabled made physical, racist threats to my bf yesterday, all over a gimp parking spot that she insists is "hers".  Uh huh.
5.  Cops prowling around apartment complex friday night with their pieces in hand (that's guns, folks, not *those* pieces. Sick monkeys!) telling us to "get inside and stay inside".
6. Upstairs neighbor (who is NOT the crazy pretending everything lady) was throwing furniture last night and then screamed that he'd been stabbed.

I have moved beyond "bitching" state and am moving out of THIS state, as soon as possible.