Ovaries, You are Dicks

After twenty four years filled with monthly torture, I may have reached the point of no return. Setting an appointment to consult with my ladybits doc, see if we can't just get this fuckled non-reproducing repro system out, OUT damned dot.

Yes, I know the line is "spot," but I call my monthly sentence a dot; if only it truly was the end!

The days spent per month without any dot symptoms (both pre and during) average out for me at approximately four. FOUR FUCKING DAYS out of an average thirty. That ain't no way to live! 

Bye bye, bitchezzz!!