Sunday, June 3, 2012

Why I'm also called Stummy Dubborn

I came by this moniker honestly and easily, which isn't the best thing ever. My heritage is Italian and german, but I was raised by the Italians. Thus, stubborn. My brain cashes checks my body can't cash. Thus, dummy. See also: sawdust for brains.

Today, I earned it once again by trying to pull a light cord I had no business reaching for, slid on the floor and plowed into the bed corner with my kneecap. There's my tale of whoa, slow down there dipshit!

With love & squalor,
Esme

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