Etiquette

It would appear that there are enough stupid people on the planet to warrant this notice:

Handicapped Accessible Bathroom Stalls Are NOT Phone Booths. 

You read me, bipeds? Oh, I know; not all of you do it. It's okay, I understand. No, no, you go ahead and tell your friend allllll about the shoes you're wearing, I don't need to piss or anything. What's that? You have a right to privacy? Well, dearheart, I have a right to PISS IN A FUCKING BATHROOM STALL. 

And you? You have the right to fuck off. 

Goddamn morons. 

There was a staff member at the location this took place yesterday who, gods bless her, she pounded her fist on the stall door and berated the asshole! As I rolled out (after using the shitter, finally), I stopped to thank her, and to say the following:

"For every ten assholes, there's one awesome person, and I am glad you are that awesome person." 

See, she didn't have to harangue that phone-dick; she did it because she actually knows what is right and what is wrong. She renewed my faith in humanity, one badass punch at a time.

Next time you see someone using a handi-stall as their personal sitting room, embarrass the ever lovin' shit out of them for it. If that doesn't work, come find me - I'll take care of it.