Holy Crap.

Just a warning: I hate everyone today.

No, I am not PMSing or PMDDing or anything else related to ovaries.  The reasons for my ire?

The upstairs neighbors have juuuuuuuust about pushed me over the edge into homicide.  No, I won't *really* kill them.  But I will fantasize about it every moment until we move out of this gods-forsaken hellhole called New Fucking Jersey.  You know all those jokes you've heard, especially lately with those vomit stains from the Jersey show?  Well, let me just tell you that every single awful, terrible, horrible, spirit-breaking thing you've ever heard about NJ is true.  The people here really can't drive.  They really don't have a breath of courtesy in their bodies.  They really do have hair so high they can't see anyone but themselves.  And they really are the assholes of the world.  In the short time it took me to go out to get something for this headache, I encountered the following:

1 asshole staring at me even after I told him to take a fucking picture, asshole.
3 rude register clerks who were friendly to those ahead of me in line, but ignored my "good morning".
239,248,059 assholes who can't drive.
3 shoppers who ran into me with their carts and did not apologise,
1 of which gave me a dirty look when I said "excuse me" and
1 of which bumped me several times from behind, ostensibly because I USE A CANE AND WALK SLOWLY!!!!

I am at my wits' end here, people of Anonybitch.  If I don't get out of this state the moment my lease is up, I will collapse in the corner, rocking and drooling until I lash out and sodomize everyone with my cane.