With the holidays upon us and strangers insisting we list those items we are thankful for, I feel obliged to state the following:

1.  I am thankful for the internets.  No, really, I am; without them, I'd have nowhere to anonymously bitch about the rest of humanity.

2.  I am thankful for my few friends; they bitch with me, at me and around me, thereby feeding the monster within us all.

3.  I am thankful for my boyfriend, who not only bitches to me, but with me in a constructive manner, allowing me to grow... and not always in a bitchy way.

4.  I am thankful for those of you who bitch here along with me.  You make this page fun!